Hva gjorde du i forigårs?

Hva gjorde jeg i forigårs?Det var ikke så mye å skrive her,for jeg gjorde ingen spesielt,men jeg skal fortelle litt hva jeg gjorde på den dagen.
I forigårs stod jeg opp circa klokka halv sju.Da var jeg skikkelig trøtt,for jeg la meg alltid altfor sent.Etter at jeg hadde stått opp,gikk jeg rett fram til badet,for jeg pleide å bade før jeg gikk på skolen.Jeg måtte ta meg en varm dusj før jeg kunne gjøre noe mer.Det hjelper mye å bade eller dusje,for man føler seg frisk.Da jeg var ferdig med dusjen,var klokka nesten sju.Tiden fløy,syntes jeg.Da innså jeg at jeg hadde dårlig tid,så jeg måtte skynde meg.Hvis ikke,kom jeg sent på skolen.Det kunne jeg ikke akseptere,for jeg likte best å komme på skolen før læreren gikk inn i klassen.Jeg har vært mattelærer i hjemlandet mitt i flere år,så jeg visste nok hvordan man føler seg når elevene kom så sent.
Etter at jeg hadde spist frokost,laget jeg mattpakke,for jeg ville ha Thai mat til lunsj.På skolen kan vi kjøpe brød,brus,salat og kaffe på kantina,men jeg spiste noen brødskiver til frokost,så jeg gadd ikke å ha brød til lunsj.Da foretrakk jeg bare ris eller Thai rett.Klokka var litt over åtte da jeg dro hjemmefra.Jeg tok t-bane fra Rødtvet stasjonen og gikk av på Stovner stasjonen.Fra Stovner til skolen tar vanligvis circa 15 minutter å gå,men den morgenen hadde jeg ikke så mye tid,så jeg tok bussen i steden for å gå.Man kan ta buss nummer 65 fra Stovner,men det tar ganske lang tid,så jeg tok buss nummer 67,for jeg kunne gå av på første bussholdeplassen,og dessuten tok det bare 3 minutter.Da jeg kom på skolen,hadde jeg noen minutter igjen før skolen begynte,så jeg gikk rundt for å prate og hilse på noen venner som går i andre klasser.Jeg var på skolen i fire timer den dagen.Klokka var bare to da jeg var ferdig på skolem,så jeg bestemte meg at jeg ville gå fra skolen til Stovner senter.Det er fint å gå når sola skinner,synes jeg.Og det var ganske fint vær den dagen,så jeg spaserte.På hjemveien stakk jeg innon i en innvandrebutikk som ikke ligger så lang fra hjemmet mitt.Der kjøpte jeg noen grønnsaker og litt kjøtt,for jeg skulle lage Thai suppe til middag.Denne suppen laget jeg ofte da jeg bodde i Thailand,for det var lett å skaffe seg grønnsaker og urter i hjemlandet mitt,men noen ganger kunne jeg ikke finne noen urter eller krydder her,men denne ganger hadde jeg alt som jeg trengte.
Klokka var snart seks da mannen min kom hjem.Jeg dekket på bordet mens han dusjet.Da han var ferdig,spiste vi middag.Det var den beste suppen jeg noen gang har spist.Etter middag gjorde jeg hjemmelekser og leste litt.Jeg liker å lese og se gjennom hva jeg har lært fra skolen.Hvis jeg finner noe som jeg er usikker på,kan jeg stille spørsmål når jeg er på skolen.Klokka var snart elleve,så jeg måtte gå til sengs,for dagen etter hadde jeg en stor prøve på skolen.Det grudde jeg meg til.

By Tom Yum Koong

Husbands will be husbands!!!

Husbands are husbands ...


A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

'What was that for?' the man asked.

The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'

Karma

One.Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you', mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling..

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone

The Priest‏

Hei,jeg fikk en morsom vits fra venninna mi og syntes at dette var en kjempemorsom fortelling som jeg syntes at jeg måtte dele med dere.
Ha det gøy!
Klem,Tom Yum Koong:-)

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and

noticed he had his collar on backwards.


The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.


The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father."


The little boy replied "My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that."


The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of

many."

The boy said "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he

doesn't wear his collar that way"


The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds" and

went back to reading his book.



The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,



"Maybe you should use a condom and wear your pants backwards instead of

your collar".......!!

Barn av regnbuen(My Rainbow Race)

En himmel full av stjerner.
Blått hav så langt du ser.
En jord der blomster gror.
Kan du ønske mer?
Sammen skal vi leve.
Hver søster og hver bror.
Små barn av regnbuen
og en frodig jord.

Noen tror det ikke nytter.
Noen kaster tiden bort med prat.
Noen tror visst vi kan leve av
plast og syntetisk mat.
Og noen stjeler fra de unge
som blir sendt ut for å slåss.
Noen stjeler fra de mange
som kommer etter oss.

En himmel full av...

Men si det til alle barna!
Si det til hver far og mor:
Dette er vår siste sjanse
ti å dele et håp og en jord.

En himmel full av...

Tekst:Lillebjørn Nilsen
Musikk:Pete Seeger
Air Music Scandinavia,AB

เรียบง่ายแต่กินใจ‏

When I Say I'm Broke - I'm Broke.

A lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners . "

"Go away!" said the lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The lady stepped back and said, "Well honey let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."

FBI test - mothers, make sure your sons are clear on the moral‏

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews & testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men & a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door & handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife & go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions, took the gun & went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. He came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was told to kill her husband. She took the gun & went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly & there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'
MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.

From Sarai:-)

ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS.....

HUMAN BEINGS ARE SUCH SMALL CREATURES, AREN'T THEY?

SO DON'T BE TOO WORRIED ABOUT EVERYTHING,

TREASURE EVERY MOMENT, DO WHAT YOU WISH TO DO.....

BROADEN YOUR VIEW, BROADEN YOUR MIND,

DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE BOTHERING YOU,

DO TREASURE YOUR LOVE, LIVE SAFELY AND PEACEFULLY,

ALWAYS BE HAPPY TO WELCOME THE COMING OF THE NEW DAY....... ENJOY THE SUNSHINE ..

ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS.....

GLASSWING BUTTERFLY‏

The Glasswing Butterfly, Lives in South America

A butterfly with transparent wings is rare and beautiful.
As delicate as finely blown glass, the presence of this rare tropical gem

is used by rain forest ecologists as an indication of high habitat quality

and its demise alerts them of ecological change.




Rivaling the refined beauty of a stained glass window, the translucent

wings of the Glasswing butterfly shimmer in the sunlight like polished

panes of turquoise, orange, green, and red.

All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in life that
Which is unnoticed has the most power.




From Internet

Junior School Children Writing About The Sea

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.(Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head.(Billy age 8)

6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with crabs. (Emily Burniston age 5)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.(William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
(Becky age 8)

13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny (Julie age 7).

"what does actually women want?"

Dear beloved friend,
Last week, we have received a good picture and words from Kritanai for our contemplation. They were truly beneficial. I appreciated it very much.

But, today, (if you don't mind) I would like to share you an interesting topics: "WHAT DOES ACTUALLY WOMEN WANT?" ( from her partner, from her boyfriend, or from her husband).

The biggest phcycolog in the world (Mr. Segmund Freud) frustrated because he could not answer the above question until he passed away. Then, Mr. David Buss PhD - from The University of Texas -- recently conducted a survey (asking question) to more than 10,000 women from 37 different background (countries).

Besides having a MATURITY (a man who can act as a leader in the family, not childhood or mamamia who always ask his mother before moving/acting), CARING & UNDERSTANDING (women wants to be understood/respected and need attention), women also wants a man who has the followings:

0. MATURITY, CARE & UNDERSTANDING
1. WEALTH (MONEY / JOB SECURITY)
2. SOCIAL STATUS (POWER / STRONG CHARACTER)
3. A MAN WHO OLDER THAN HER (AVERAGE 3.5 YEARS OLDER)
4. INTELLIGENCE (NOT MERELY EDUCATION)
5. LOVE AND COMMITMENT


The conclusion from the survey is --> a women WANTS & will feel "SAVE" if she has a partner/boyfriend/husband who is meeting the above answers. Most of women put "love and commitment" on the last choice. Women doesn't want to have a man/partner/boyfriend/husband who has a"WEAK Character" (can not make a decision, can not guide a family). Most of women also want to have a partner who older than her, and with good intelligence (e.g. not stupid). The intelligence is not merely coming from education (get bachelor, masters or doctoral), but the way a man anticipate/react/solve the problems and expressed his opinion in a such way situation/condition.

If you're asked about your opinion, how is your answer/opinion? What is your wish? (if you are given an opportunity to chose?)

Please note: there is no a really perfect "MAN" in the world.

That's the topic of this month.
Thank you
Best Regards,
Bunchai SengSuria

PS: I don't know, how many % Asian women included in the survey?.

Hey,I like it.It's true:-)

How stupid are you?

Slow

Well you're not THAT dumb, but sometimes you're kind of slow. Most people are, so don't feel too bad, unless you thought you were a genius. The good thing about being slow is that you can slowly work your way to the top. So have at it, right after you get me a latte!

Of course,sometimes I'm Stupid:-)

How evil are you?

Good
You aren't evil, but you can have fun sometimes! You pay your dues to society and recycle when you can. You don't enjoy seeing people or animals in pain, but hey, what's wrong with being a carnivore?

What Rose Color Are You?

Tom Yum Koong is a Yellow Rose!

Tom Yum Koong is like the sun - warm and caring. You are a joyful and fun person and love to be around your friends.

Yes,I agree with you.It's right:-)

Du vet du er norsk når....

Group Info Name: Du vet du er norsk når....
Type: Just for Fun - Inside Jokes
Description: Du vet du er norsk når....
Contact Info Website: norge.no
Office: norge



Du vet du er norsk når du........

# Du får en sjokolade hjemmefra og vokter den med ditt liv.. :)

# Er mer redd for tollere enn terrorister.

# Heller kommer for sent til flyet enn å ikke rekke å handle kvoten.

# Bestiller drinker på Gardemoen kl. 06.00 om morgenen.

# Kjøper tobakk selv om du ikke røyker, bare for å få med kvoten.

# Drikker på flyet og spyr i bussen.

# Varmer rødvinen.

# Sier " ja, ja, den går ned" når du får servert dårlig vin.

# Synes fiskeboller har smak.

# Griller i regnvær.

# Ser på engangsgrill og en flintstek som toppen av lykke.

# Tar med det du ikke drakk opp på festen hjem igjen.

# Har dårlig samvittighet hvis du ikke er ute når det er sol.

# Blir slapp etter to dager med sol.

# Bader når det er tolv grader i vannet og sier det er "friskt".

# Går med sokker i sandalene.


You Know You're Norwegian When..

You assume that a stranger on the street who smiles at or greets you is:
a) drunk.
b) insane.
c) an American.
d) All of the above.

You vigorously defend whaling and enjoy consuming whale meat.

You enjoy the taste of lutefisk (jelly-like, bad-smelling fish) and cod prepared in any way, including fried cod tongues.

You can prepare fish in five different ways without cooking it.

You don't question the habit of always preparing a "matpakke" (sandwich in paper).

You have two cars, a cabin and a boat, if not more.

You think there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.

It feels natural to wear sport clothes and backpack everywhere, including the cinema, bowling alley, and to church.

You are think it's weird if a house isn't wooden.

You know at least five different words for describing different textures of snow.

You don't fall when walking on ice.

You earn more than you spend.

You associate Easter with cross-country skiing with friends and family in the familys mountain cabin.

You are shocked if it's not 2 months of snow every year, at least!

You can see mountains and the ocean, no matter where you are.

You expect all dinner parties and meetings to start precisely on time, if not before.

You fall 3 metres, and don't get hurt. If you do, you're not worried at all.

You haven't heard of "fast-food".

You can't understand why foreigners haven't heard about Bj�rn D�hlie.

You're proud to be Norwegian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Norwegian friends!


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2o ways to tell you’re grown up

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6.00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the weather channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “Hook Up” and “Break Up”.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer quality as “Dressed Up.”
10. You are the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
11. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
12. You take naps.(Du tar deg en lur.)
13. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
14. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
15. A $ 4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good shit.”
16. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
17. “I just can’t drink the way I used to “Replaces” I’m never going to drink that much again.”
18. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
19. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
20. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “OH SHIT”, what the hell happened?”

Lifjell Stua

Hei alle sammen,Det var lenge siden sist jeg møtte dere her.Jeg har vært ganske opptatt med livet mitt,så det er ikke lett å finne tid for å oppdatere bloggen min,men jeg stikker innom noen ganger likevel.

Vel,forrige helg reiste jeg og familien til mannen min til Lifjell Stua i Bø for å feire 70årings bursdagen til svigermora mi.Det var en koselig tid for alle i familen.
Vi kjørte fra Oslo til Bø.Jeg var ikke sikker hvor lenge det varte,men jeg regnet med at det tok ca to og en halv time.Vi var der ettermiddag,og det var mørkt ganke fort,så vi kunne ikke gjøre noe,bare slappet av og så fram til 13 retter middag:-)

Maten var ikke så godt som jeg hadde forventet,men vi koste oss likevel.Jeg er ikke så glad i kjøtt,så jeg synes at det er mye bedre hvis maten innneholder noen grønnsaker.Det var for lite grønnsaker,syntes jeg.

På lørdag gikk vi ut for en liten tur,men jeg kunne ikke gå på ski på grunn av at jeg er høy gravid.Jeg liker snø,men jeg liker ikke når det er kaldt.Heldigvis var det ikke så kaldt denne gangen,så jeg ville gå en liten tur rundt hytta.

Etter en liten tur kom jeg tilbake på hytta for å hvile litt.Jeg hadde lyst til å ta meg en lur,for jeg fikk ikke nok søvn i natt.Det er ikke lett å søve når man er høy gravid.Det var utrolig kjedelig at jeg måtte stå opp mange ganger for å gå på do.Stakkar meg!....Sant er livet:-)

Til slutt var det middag.Denne middagen spiste vi fem retter,så det ble 8 retter mindre enn i går kveld.Maten var godt,så alle var fornøyde.

Vel,jeg vet ikke hva jeg skulle skrive mer.Det er tomt i hodet mitt,så dere får se noen blider fra My Slide.

La meg si ha det bra,og vi sees.

Hilsen Tom Yum Koong:-)

Arthur and his golf

Arthur is 90 years old.

He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.

One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it", he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad.... once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."

His wife sympathises, and makes him a cuppa.

As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try".

"That's no good" sighs Arthur. "Your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help".

"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, " but his eyesight is perfect".

So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.

He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law. "So ?, Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!"

"Where did it go?" says Arthur.

"I can't remember".




From Internet:-)