Two Kiwis, Rangi and Hemi are walking down a street in Bondi. Rangi happens
to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00
per pair'
Rangi says to his pal, ' Hemi, look! We could buy a whole lot of
those, and whin we get beck to InZid, we could make a fortune.
Now whin we go unto the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just lit me do all
the talking cause uf they hear our accint, they might not be nice to us.
I'll speak in my bist Aussie accint.'
'No worries, smiled Hemi, I'll keep my mouth shut.'
They go in and Rangi says, 'I'll take fufty suits et $10.00 each, 100
shirts et $4.00 each, and fufty pairs of trousers et $5.00 each.
I'll beck up my truck and...'
The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from New Zealand , aren't you?'
'Well... yis,' says a surprised Rangi. 'How the hill dud you know thet?'
The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners'.
Hahahahaha:-)
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