Hi this is good – what pet name do you call your spouse/partner/? Better not tell me. Probably fall off my chair and die from laughing:-)
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and
his
wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is,
but
will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so
they
begged their dad for a clue.
'Well' the father said, 'It's what mummy calls me sometimes.'
The little girl screams, 'Don't eat it.... it's a f-cking ars-hole!!'
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