Origin of a Christmas Tradition‏

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

When he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and this irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.


The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'


And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

From Steve:-)

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE...

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in year 9.
Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F..... Word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time..'
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shiit...'

Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

Hva er din økonomiske alder?

	Hva er din økonomiske alder?
	Øknonomisk alder: 51- 70 - Kontrollfreak? Pass deg – du gjør alle de riktige tingene, men har glemt hvorfor. Nå har du ingen glede av pengene dine. Slå deg løs!
	Ta denne quizen på Start.no

Hvem er du i The Julekalender?

	Hvem er du i The Julekalender?
	Mitt resultat: Gjertrud Du er en ganske konservativ person som elsker å pynte og stelle i huset (spessielt rundt juletid!).
	Ta denne quizen på Start.no

Er du en god VENN???

	Er du en god venn ?
	Mitt resultat: Du er en UTROLIG god venn ! Wow! Du er en utrolig god venn. Du tenker alltid på venner først og kunne aldri baksnakket en venn uten å få dårlig samvittighet. Du har mange venner og for deg kommer venner før noe annet. Populærigtet er ikke viktig hos en venn og det har du tydeligvis forstått!
	Ta denne quizen på Start.no

Ja, nå blir vi bedre kjent med hverandre - spørsmål :)

Gjør følgende for å leke med:
Trykk 'videresend' og rett svarene, så de passer for deg. Send så mailen til dine venner, INKL. DEN PERSONEN SOM SENDTE MAILEN TIL DEG. Hvis alle leker med, vil du nå bli oppdatert på hva dine venner gjør, og kanskje lære noe helt nytt. Hvem vet?

Og drit nå i å være kjedelig, for dette er faktisk ganske gøy:)

1.Hvor bor du?
Oslo

2.Hva arbeider du med?
Hjemmeværende

3.Hvilken bok leser du akkurat nå?
Donald ducks fengslende historier

4.Hvilken artist ligger i cd-spilleren din?
Goldfrapp(Black Cherry)

5.Fantasi?
Vinner en millioner lotto,så jeg har råd til å studere mer og kanskje reiser litt rundt hahaha

6.Favorittblad?
Se og Hør,kanskje:-)

7.Favorittduft?
Lukten av hjemmelaget kake,særlig eplekake:-)

8.Yndlingslyd?
Jentungen når hun ler,men ikke når hun skriker:-)

9.Verste følelse i verden?
En som dreper de andre,men hun/han får mindre straff,kanskje bare noen år i fengselet.Det er urettferdig for folk som mister sine kjære,synes jeg:-(

10.Hva er det første du tenker på når du våkner om morgenen?
Kanskje frokost:-)

11.Yndlingsfarge?
Rød,blå,brunn og naturlige farger.

12.Hvor mange ganger rekker telefonen å ringe før du svarer?
Det kan være mange ganger.Jeg gidder ikke å svare hvis jeg sover eller ammer:-)

13.Hvis du av en grunn skulle skifte for- eller etternavn, hva skulle du da hete?
Det har jeg allerede gjort:-) Jeg skiftet både fornavn og etternavn,så jeg er helt fornøyd nå:-)

14.Hva skal ditt barn hete/dine barn hete?
Jenta vår heter Lisa Tamon. Får vi gutt noen gang synes jeg Denis er utrolig fint!

15.De(n) viktigste 'ting' i din verden?
Kanskje body lotion,for jeg har tørr hud:-)

16.Favorittmat akkurat nå?
Ris nudler med Thai suppe.Nam Nam!Og det må være hjemmelaget,synes jeg:-)Jeg hater MSG:-(

17.Sjokolade- eller vaniljeis?
Vaniljeis akkurat nå.

18.Pleier du å kjøre fort?
Sitter bare på, jeg.Men jeg skal lære meg til å kjøre,kanksje til sommeren,hvem vet :-)

19.Tordenvær- Flott eller?
Innimellom litt ekkelt, spesielt når det slår tett ved.

20.Hvilket merke var din første bil?
Har aldri hatt bil:-)

21.Drømmebil?
Porsche,kanskje:-)

22.Hvis du kunne møte en bestemt person (død eller levende) hvem?
Faren min,for jeg ville prate med han og spørre hvordan han har det akkurat nå.Savner han veldig,men men jeg drømmer nå:-(

23.Favoritt drink/alkohol?
Rødvin og hvittvin,men hvittvinn er best:-)

24.Hva er ditt stjernetegn?
Vandmanden/Aquarius

25.Spiser du stilken på broccolien?
Ja! Alt må brukes:-)

26.Hvis du kunne velge et hvilket som helst yrke, hva skulle det være?
Statsminister slik at jeg kan hjelpe de fattige folkene i hjemlandet mitt.Jeg hater koruppsjon.

27.Hund eller katt?
Hund

28.Har du noensinne vært forelsket?
Ja, så klart!

29.Hvor mange fingre på tastaturet?
Alle ti.Bruker begge hendene på tastaturet:-)

30.Hva finnes under sengen din?
Ingenting,men kanskje bare STØV hahaha

31.Favorittall?
1 eller 2

32.Hvilken sport ser du helst på tv?
Håndball og sandvolleball.

33.Nevn et karakteristisk trekk ved den personen som sendte deg denne mailen?
Min snille og søte venninne,Ann Marlen fra barselgruppe:-)

34.Hvem/hva kan gjøre deg lykkelig?
Familie og venner.

35.Huslige prosjekter eller annet som opptar deg mye for tiden?Juleforberedelser,facebook og internett hahaha

36.Hva var den siste filmen du så på kino?
Hmm.. Det var lenge siden jeg var på kino. Det var en romantisk komedie.Det het 26 kjoler,tror jeg:-) Baby kino???

37.Hvem tror du det er mest sannsynlig at svarer først?
Lucia kanskje:-)

38.Hvem svarer sist?Vet ikke,men mannen min kommer ikke til å svare,tror jeg:-)

Juleklem

Tom Yum Koong:-)

her er noe for smilebåndet...om datahjelp...‏

Supporten: Hva kan jeg hjelp deg med?

Kunden: Jeg holder på å skrive min første mail og jeg har skrevet bokstaven
a, men hva skal jeg gjøre for å få til den lille sirkelen rundt?

Supporten: Er markøren fortsatt der?

Kunden: Nei, jeg er alene her.

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Og neste kunde kunne ikke koble seg til nettverket.
Supporten: Er du sikker på at du har skrevet riktig passord?

Kunden: Ja, jeg så på når kollegaen min logget seg inn.

Supporten: Kan du si meg hva passordet var?

Kunden: Det var fem små stjerner.

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Supporten: Nå skal vi se hvordan ditt system ser ut, klikk på 'min
datamaskin'

Kunden: Men hvordan skal jeg kunne gjøre det herfra?

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Kunden til Hewlett Packardsupporten: Min laserskriver fungerer ikke.

Supporten: Hvilken modell har du?

Kunden: Det er en Hewlett Packard.

Supporten: Jo, jeg forstår det. Er det en svarthvit skriver?

Kunden: Nei, den er beige

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Kunden til Tele2supporten: Jeg har kjøpt internett og vil ha hjelp.

Supporten: Ok, hvor langt har du kommet i installasjonen?

Kunden: Jeg har pakket opp internettet fra esken

Supporten: Ok, har du koblet til alle kabler og slått på datamaskinen?

Kunden: Slått på datamaskinen? Jeg har ingen datamaskin, jag har kjøpt
internett.

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Kunden. 'Datamaskinen henger seg opp'

Supporten 'Har du mange vinduer oppe?'

Kunden: 'Nei, men døren står litt på gløtt....'

Overarbeidet?

Det er bare i Norge en pizza kommer fortere hjem til deg enn en ambulanse.

Det er bare i Norge folk bestiller en dobbel cheeseburger, en stor pommes frites....og en cola light.

Det er bare i Norge bankene har dørene på vidt gap, mens kulepennene er lenket til disken.

Og har du noen gang lurt på ...

· Hvorfor du må trykke 'start' for å slå av PCen?
· Hvorfor den trafikken som beveger seg tregest, kalles rushtrafikk?
· Hvorfor det ikke finnes kattemat med musesmak?
· Hvorfor ikke sauen krymper i regnvær?


Det er mye å lure på når man ikke er motivert til å gjøre en dritt på jobben.


På den andre siden.....

Nå skjønner dere hvorfor det er så svinaktig hardt å være meg. I noen måneder har jeg nemmelig lagt skylden på lav blodprosent, mangel på vitaminer, lite trening, usunn kost og et dusin andre årsaker til at jeg er sliten.
Men nå har jeg funnet den virkelige årsaken !!!!!

Jeg er sliten fordi jeg er overarbeidet.

Landets befolkning er på 4 millioner mennesker.

· 1,4 millioner er pensjonister
· 1 million går på skolen eller er under skolepliktig alder
· De resterende 1,6 millioner må da gjøre alt arbeidet.
· Av disse 1,6 millioner arbeider 1 million i statsapparatet. Det betyr at det er 600.000 igjen til å gjøre alt arbeidet.

· Av disse 600.000 er 300.000 ansatt i militæret. Det betyr at det er 300.000 igjen.

· Og av disse 300.000 arbeider 250.000 i kommunale etater. Hvilket betyr at 50.000 er igjen til å gjøre alt arbeidet.

· Trekk fra de 40.000 som er sykemeldt eller innlagt på sykehus, da får du 10.000 igjen til å gjøre alt arbeidet.

· Og med tanke på at det sitter 9,998 personer i fengsel, betyr at det er 2 personer igjen til å gjøre alt arbeidet i landet!!!!!!!!!!!

· Nemmelig DEG og MEG!

· Og nå sitter DU og leser e-post! Er det rart JEG har det travelt????!!!!!!!

Avslag på søknad om Engelskopplæring

Hei,

Jeg har fått brev av dere I dag(13.12.08) ,og jeg ble veldig skuffet over det som stod i brevet.Dere mener at engelsken min ikke er bra nok til at jeg kunne få dette tilbudet.Jeg lurer på hvor mye man må klare på testen for å få lære mer?Jeg trodde jeg klarte den testen ganske bra,men jeg fikk ingen forklaring på den.Hvor mye poeng klarte jeg da???

Min mening er at hvis engelsken min allerede var bra nok,trengte jeg ikke å gå på englesk kurs.Jeg vet at jeg ikke er flink nok i engelsk,og derfor trenger jeg å lære mer.

For noen uker siden fikk jeg et brev fra Oslo Voksenopplæring Servicesenter med resultat av inntakstesten vedrørende søknad for inntak til Oslo VO Sinsen skoleårset 2008-2009, og det står at testene viser at jeg er på følgende nivå:Forberedende nivå A (Testing i engelsk),men jeg har ingen peiling på hva forberedende nivå A egentlig er,så jeg kunne bare vente til jeg fikk brevet fra Oslo Vo sinsen.Og dessuten står det på brevet også at mine resultater er registret og overført til Oslo Vo Sinsen som vil behandle min søknad videre.

Jeg synes det er for lite informasjon,og jeg vet ikke hva jeg skal gjøre.Får jeg ingen tilbud i engelsk kurs hvis engelsken min er ikke bra nok?

Jeg har ingen sjanser til å øke kunnskapen min selv om jeg har velding lyst til det.Er det noen andre engelsk kurs jeg kan få i steden for? Det er ikke så lett å finne informasjon om hvilke kurs man kan få.Kan dere hjelpe meg?

På forhånd takk

Tom Yum Koong

--
Time is like a river...
You can't touch the same water twice,because the flow that has passed will never pass again.
Enjoy every moment of life:-)

No one is too old to learn/Ingen er for gammel til å lære.Man lærer så lenge man lever,synes jeg.

Nonnen hos legen!

En historie fra virkeligheten…

En nonne fra Trondheim ringte sin fastlege rett før jul i fjor.
”Doktor – jeg har et stort problem. Når jeg har mensen så kommer det ikke det vanlige, men det kommer frimerker ut av meg!”


Legen ble helt stille. Men han tenkte at nonnene de kan jo ikke så mye om hvordan saker og ting skjer, så han prøvde å forklare for nonnen:

”Det kan ikke være riktig. Det ville vært et et biologisk fenomen uten like hvis det er slik at det kommer frimerker ut av deg!”


To uker senere kommer nonnen på kontoret til legen.

Veldig nysgjerrig på hva som venter sier han:

”Ta av deg er du snill og sett deg opp i stolen.”


Legen flytter seg nærmere for å se bedre og bryter plutselig ut i hysterisk anfall..

Nonnen blir forskrekket og spør:

”Hva er det som skjer doktor, hva ser du?”


Legen er nå knallrød i ansiktet når han prøver å samle seg og alt han klarer å si til nonnen er:

”Dette er jo ikke frimerker...”

Why we Love Children...

A nursery school pupil told his teacher.He'd found a cat, but it was dead.
'How do you know that the cat was dead?' She asked her pupil.
'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' Answered the child innocently.
'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move' * * * *


A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....' 'What?'
'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?'
'No, You had your chance. Lights out.'
Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad.....' 'WHAT?' 'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??'
' I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!'
Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....' 'WHAT!'
'When you come in to smack me,Can you bring a drink of water?'
* * * *


An exasperated mother,Whose son was always getting into mischief,Finally asked him
'How do you expect to get into Heaven?'
The boy thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll run in and out and in and out And keep slamming the door until St Peter says,'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!
* * * *



It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, For the children's sermon.
All the children were invited to come forward.One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress And, as she sat down, the minister leaned over and said,

'That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?'

The little girl replied,Directly into the minister's clip-on microphone,

'Yes, and my Mum says it's a bitch to iron.'
* * * *


When I was six months pregnant with my third child,My three year old came into the room When I was just getting ready to get into the shower.

She said, 'Mummy, you are getting fat!'
I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy.'
'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your bum?'
* * * *



A little boy was doing his math homework.

He said to himself,'Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine....'
His mother heard what he was saying And gasped, 'What are you doing?'
The little boy answered,'I'm doing my math homework, Mum.'

'And this is how your teacher Taught you to do it?' the mother asked

'Yes,' he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,

'What are you teaching my son in math?'
The teacher replied,'Right now, we are learning addition.'
The mother asked,'And are you teaching them to say

Two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?'

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, 'What I taught them was, Two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.'
* * * *



One day the first grade teacher was reading The story of Chicken Little to her class.She came to the part of the story Where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.

She read, '....

And so Chicken Little went up to the farmer And said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!'

The teacher paused then asked the class,'And what do you think that farmer said?' One little girl raised her hand and said,'I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
* * * *




A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply,I'm Mr Sugarbrown's daughter.'
Her mother told her this was wrong,She must say, 'I'm Jane Sugarbrown.'

The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,'Aren't you Mr Sugarbrown's daughter?'

She replied, 'I thought I was, but mother says I'm not.'
* * * *



A little girl asked her mother,'Can I go outside and play with the boys?'

Her mother replied,'No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough.'

The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?'
* * * *

Now keep that smile on your face and pass it on to someone else!!

44 Thai bokstaver

Da jeg prøvde å finne ut om thai-skriftens historie,fant jeg et eget thai-skrift dikt som jeg måtte pugge da jeg var veldig liten(7 år,det føste året på skolen).Alle barn som gikk i første klasse,måtte kunne dette diktet utenatt.Det er ikke lett å huske alle bokstaver,for vi har jo 44 bokstaver.Stakkars barn!

Men heldigvis har vi et eget thai skrift dikt som er lett å huske,bare man øver flere ganger:-)

Dette er et dikt som brukes for å lære barn thai alfabetet.

Ps:Jeg fant dette her:
http://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thai-skrift_dikt


Thai bokstaver Oversettelse

ก เอ๋ย ก ไก่ En kylling

ข ไข่ ในเล้า Eggene er i hønsehuset

ฃ ขวด ของเรา Flaskene er våre

ค ควาย เข้านา Bøffelen går inn i markene

ฅ ฅน ขึงขัง Personen er alvorlig

ฆ ระฆัง ข้างฝา En bjelle ved siden av veggen

ง งู ใจกล้า Slangen er modig
จ จาน ใช้ดี En tallerken som er god å bruke

ฉ ฉิ่ง ตีดัง Symbalene ringer høyt

ช ช้าง วิ่งหนี Elefanten springer sin vei

ซ โซ่ ล่ามที En kjetting til å binde ham med

ฌ กะ เฌอ คู่กัน Et par busker

ญ หญิง โสภา En vakker dame

ฎ ชะฎา สวมพลัน Danserinnen tar hurtig på seg sin krone

ฏ ปะฏัก หุนหัน En rask stav

ฐ ฐาน เข้ามารอง Podiet gir støtte

ฑ มนโฑ หน้าขาว Dronning Montho har et hvit anskit

ฒ ผู้เฒ่า เดินย่อง Den eldre personen er krokrygget

ณ เณร ไม่มอง Den unge munken ser ikke

ด เด็ก ต้องนิมนต์ Barna tar imot munken

ต เต่า หลังตุง Skillpadden har kul-rygg

ถ ถุง แบกขน Sekken brukes til å bære

ท หทาร อดทน Soldaten er modig

ธ ธง คนนิยม Folkets favorittflagg

น หนู ขวักไขว่ Alle rottene løper så bange

บ ใบ ไม้ ทับถม Bladene ligger i en haug

ป ปลา ตากลม Fisken har runde øyne

ผ ผึ้ง ทำรัง Biene lager en kube

ฝ ฝา ทนทาน Lokket er solid

พ พาน วางตั้ง Brettet er plassert

ฟ ฟัน สะอาดจัง Tennene er rene

ภ สำเภา กางใบ Båten heiser seil

ม ม้า คึกคัก Den uregjerlige hesten

ย ยักษ์ เขี้ยวใหญ่ Risen har store hjørnetenner

ร เรือ พายไป Båten ros forbi

ล ลิง ไต่ราว Apen klatrer på rekkverket

ว แหวน ลงยา Ringen er et lakkverk

ศ ศาลา เงียบเหงา Paviljongen står ensomt

ษ ฤาษี หนวดยาว Eremitten har lange barter

ส เสือ ดาวคะนอง Tigeren løper fritt*

ห หีบ ใส่ผ้า En kasse med klær

ฬ จุฬา ท่าผยอง Draken flyr i luften

อ อ่าง เนืองนอง Vannkaret er fult

ฮ นกฮูก ตาโต Uglen har store øyne

*เสือ betyr tiger, og denne bokstaven kalles vanligvis bare for ส เสือ. I dette diktet, for å få rett antall stavelser brukes ordet เสือดัง som betyr leopard.

Ett enkelt regnestykke..‏.

En liten nøtt.

Klarer du dette?

Bare et apropos til alle de som nå kritiserer norske elevers regneferdigheter!

Terningen er kastet, og utfordringen er hermed gitt: Klarer du å åpne det vedlagte regnearket?

Dette skal visstnok være en reell 5. klasses matte-oppgave.

Det er ikke noe ' tull ' med oppgaven - bare ren og klar matematikk.

Svaret på oppgaven er identisk med passordet for å få åpnet det vedlagte regnearket.

Men altså oppgaven:

Det er 7 piker i en buss.
Hver pike har 7 ryggsekker.
I hver ryggsekk er det 7 store katter.
For hver stor katt er det 7 små katter.

Hvor mange ben befinner det seg nå i bussen?

Antallet ben er altså passordet for å få låst opp det vedlagte regnearket.

Klarer du å få åpnet det, kan du tilføye ditt eget navn til den eksklusive listen over ' mattegenier ' ,
og sender det hele videre til alle andre du mener kan ha behov for å få testet matematikkferdighetene sine .

From forwarding mail:-)

Historien om kua og litt attåt‏

Vær varsom med maten i utlandet.


I den brasilianske byen Natal foregår det i juni/juli hvert år en
matkonkurranse med fokus på curry. Nedenfor finner vi et reisebrev
fra den amerikanske turisten Frank, som ved en tilfeldighet fikk
jobben som dommer ved fjorårets arrangement. Ta deg tid til å lese om
Franks matopplevelse. Vi garanterer latterbrøl.


Frank var som nevnt kun en vanlig turist som besøkte matfestivalen.
Han var med andre ord totalt uten erfaring til å bedømme mat
generelt, og langt mindre forberedt på hva man putter i sine
curryretter i Brasil. Det bærer notatene hans preg av. Men fordi han
tilfeldigvis sto ved siden av sekretariatet (for å spørre om veien
til ølteltet) ble han spurt om å steppe inn for en dommer som hadde
meldt forfall. Frank takket ja fordi han ble forsikret om at maten
ikke ville være for sterk, og med løfte om gratis øl.


Her følger dommerkortene fra konkurransen. Frank er dommer nr. 3.


CURRY 1 - SEELAN'S MANIAC MONSTER TOMATO CURRY


Dommer 1 – Litt mye tomat. Festlig sting i ettersmaken.


Dommer 2 – Avdempet, fin tomatsmak. Mild.


Dommer 3 (Frank) – Voi satan! Hva i helvete er dette?! Denne kan man
bruke som malingsfjerner. Bøtta to øl for å slukke flammene. Håper
dette var den verste. Disse menneskene er gale.


CURRY 2 - PHOENIX BBQ CHICKEN CURRY


Dommer 1 – Lett røkt, med smak av kylling. Mild chilismak.


Dommer 2 – Spennende grillsmak, men trenger mer paprika for å bli
tatt på alvor.


Dommer 3 – Hold denne unna barn og gravide! Er ikke sikker på hvordan
denne skal oppleves, foruten som ren smerte. Måtte avvise to
mennesker som ville gi meg førstehjelp. De sprang gudskjelov til med
mer øl da de så ansiktsuttrykket mitt.


CURRY 3 - SHAMILA'S FAMOUS "BURN DOWN THE GARAGE" CURRY


Dommer 1 – Glimrende grillcurry. Deilig sting.


Dommer 2 – Litt for salt. Balansert bruk av chili.


Dommer 3 – Ring nødtelefonen! Nesa føles som om jeg har sniffa
Plumbo. Heldigvis begynner de å skjønne greia her nå, og klarte å
få
inn mer øl før jeg selvantente. Jenta i baren dunka meg i ryggen, så
ryggraden min er nå plassert fremst i brystet. Begynner å merke at
det har blitt noen pils.


CURRY 4 - BABOO'S BLACK MAGIC BEAN CURRY


Dommer 1 – Bønnecurry nesten totalt uten smak. Skuffende.


Dommer 2 – Hint av litt lime i denne bønneretten. Kan brukes som
sidetallerken til kjøtt- og fiskeretter. For lite curry.


Dommer 3 – Følte noe beveget seg over tunga, men var ute av stand til
å smake hva det kunne være. Kan smaksløker brenne opp? Shareen, jenta
i baren, står bak meg og fyller opp glasset mitt fortløpende nå.. Til
å være over 200 kg ser hun litt hot ut. Blir man kåt av chili?


CURRY 5 - LALL'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER


Dommer 1 – Kjøttfull, sterk curry. Fersk cayenne gir bra spark og
friskhet. Imponerende.


Dommer 2 – Middels oksecurry. Kunne brukt enda mer tomat. Men god
bruk av sterk chili.


Dommer 3 – Det ringer i ørene, svetten velter ut av panna mi, og jeg
har problemer med å fokusere blikket. Slapp en fis, og fire av dem
bak meg trengte legehjelp. Deltageren ble litt fornerma da jeg sa jeg
trodde retten hennes hadde påført meg hjerneskade. Shareen reddet meg
ved å hele øl rett på tunga mi uten å gå den tungvinte veien via
glasset. Lurer på om jeg har lepper ennå. Provoserer meg at de andre
dommerne ber meg slutte og skrike. Drit og dra!


FERSK CHILI: chili gjør store ting for både mage og hode © dreamstime

CURRY 6 - VERISHNEE'S VEGETARIAN VARIETY

Dommer 1 – Tynn, men spennende vegetarcurry. Fin balanse mellom
krydder og paprika.


Dommer 2 – Beste så langt. Aggressiv bruk av chili, løk og hvitløk.
Superb.


Dommer 3 – Tarmen er som et eneste langt rør med blåaktige
gassflammer. Fiser jeg nå, driter jeg på meg. Jeg er bekymret for at
det i så fall kommer til å etse seg igjennom stolsetet. Ingen bak meg
nå, bortsett fra Shareen. Kjenner behov for å tørke meg i rævva med
en softis.


CURRY 7 - SELINA'S "MOTHER-IN-LAW'S-TONGUE" CURRY


Dommer 1 – Middels curry som åpenbart er laget på litt for mange
ingredienser fra boks.


Dommer 2 – Oi! Føles som om kokken hev inn en boks med hermetiserte
chili helt på slutten. Bokssmak. (Er bekymret for Dommer 3. Han
virker opprørt og banner ustanselig)


Dommer 3 – Putt en håndgranat i kjeften min, dra ut splinten og jeg
kommer ikke til å kjenne en dritt. Har mista synet på ett øye. Har
mista følelsen i munnen, så jeg har ikke lagt merke til at mye av
curryen har sklidd ut igjen og ned på skjorta. Buksa er fylt med
lava, så den matcher skjorta. Prøver å se det positive i at legene
neppe kommer til å lete lenge etter dødsårsaken. Har bestemt meg for
å slutte å puste – det gjør for vondt. Hakke no å si uansett.
Trenger
jeg luft kan jeg bare dra det inn gjennom det 10 cm brede hullet jeg
har fått midt på magen.


CURRY 8 - NAIDOO'S TOENAIL CURLING CURRY


Dommer 1 – En perfekt avslutning. Perfekt balansert curry. Ikke for
utpreget, men sterk nok til å gjøre seg bemerket.


Dommer 2 – Denne er god. Balansert og fin. Verken mild eller sterk.
Fikk ikke smakt mye da det meste forsvant da dommer 3 feis, besvimte
og dro det meste av retten over seg i fallet. Ser ikke ut til å klare
seg. Hvordan ville han reagert på virkelig sterk curry, tro?


Dommer 3 – ingen notater.

Fra venninna mi,Ann Malen:-)

The DEER

Hi this is good – what pet name do you call your spouse/partner/? Better not tell me. Probably fall off my chair and die from laughing:-)



A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and
his
wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is,
but
will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so
they
begged their dad for a clue.
'Well' the father said, 'It's what mummy calls me sometimes.'
The little girl screams, 'Don't eat it.... it's a f-cking ars-hole!!'

Vintips!

Jeg har fått litt kunnskap om vin etter hvert i sommer, og har noen tips jeg gjerne vil dele med dere, som :-) Jeg vil derfor gå detaljert og enkelt fram:

Først og fremst - hvordan skille på røde og hvite viner:
Enklest skiller man på disse vin typene med å søle en liten skvett på en hvit bordduk. Den vinen som etterlater seg en lilla flekk - er rødvin. Er man en riktig kjenner så kan man bare ved å smake skille på rødt og hvitt.
Tommelfingerregel: De hvite smaker som regel eddik, mens de røde har mer smaken av stempelfarge. Man kan altså suge på et kontorstempel, deretter ta en slurk vin for så å konstatere om det er rødt eller hvitt. Enkelt hva?

Portvin er en vin man serverer i porten når gjestene kommer. Har man ingen port går det like greit å servere i heisen eller trappeoppgangen.

Serverer man tørr vin bør det ikke være gjennomtrekk - da vinen lett kan støve ned hele huset.

Man kan bestille sin vin og få den hjemkjørt. Skulle man likevel bære den med fra Polet selv, så velg en lettvin.

Til fisk, som fiskeboller og sild foretrekker de fleste hvitvin, mens man til pølser og innmat bør drikke rødt.

Til viltkjøtt serveres villvin.

Til grillmat er det et unntak på hvitt og rødt. Til dette serveres helst brennevin da dette harmonerer best med svartbrent mat.

Ord som er vanskelige å si når man har drukket litt vin:
- Uovertreffelig
- Innovativt
- Virosiøs
- Kosteskaft

Ord som er vanskelig å si når man har drukket for mye vin:
- Vestkysts
- Substantiv
- Konstituere
- Gjennomsnittelige

Ord som er helt umulig å si når man har drukket for mye vin:
- Nei takk, ikke mere vin til meg
- Sorry, du er ikke helt min type
- Nei takk, jeg vil ikke ha sex i kveld

FLUGOR

Hur man könsbestämmer flugor?


En kvinna kom hem och klev in i köket och ser då sin man med flugpiskan i högsta hugg....
- Vad gör du?'
- Jag jagar flugor...'
- Har du haft ihjäl några? '
- Ja, 3 hanar och 2 honor!'
Mycket fascinerad frågar hon:
- Hur vet du skillnaden mellan hon-flugor och han-flugor?'
- 3 satt på ölburken och 2 på telefonen.'
Ha en bra dag !!!!!

PS:Dette fikk jeg fra svigermora mi,og jeg synes det er veldig morsomt og helt sant hahaha

Not posted anything for ages!

Its been a long time since I wrote in this blog.I am always busy with somethings...taking care og my baby:-)
Yes,I'm Tom Yum koong and this is my blog.I like to build things with my hands.This time my interests are sewing,knitting and drawing:-)

Not posted anything for ages but after many hours of work I have finally finished my handbag for me.I started sewing this bag before I was pregnant and now my baby is 8 months old,but the hadbag was done last week:-) It took more than one year after I deciced to make it hahaha

It's the first handbag I have made and TO BE HONEST I'm quite proud of myself:-)

Take a look!

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Kake eller ...???

En mann satt i sofaen og så på fotballkamp da kona kom og avbrøt:
'kjære, kan du fikse lyset i gangen'? 'Lyset har blinket i flere uker nå'.
Han så på henne og sa sint: 'Fikse lyset nå'????? 'Ser det ut som
om det står elektriker i panna på meg, eller....'???? 'NOT'

'Fint, vel, kan du i alle fall fikse døren på kjøleskapet'? 'Jeg får ikke lukket den skikkelig.
Han svarte: 'Fikse døra på kjøleskapet'???, 'synes du det ser ut
som om det står Elektrolux i panna på meg eller'?????? 'NOT'

Kona:
'Ok, kanskje du kunne fikse trappetrinnene da'?, det er like før de
knekker....!!!!
Mannen:
'Jeg er for f... meg ingen snekker heller'!!!! 'Jeg gidder ikke å fikse noen
trapper'!!! 'Ser det ut som om det står MAXBO i panna på meg,eller???
'Nå har jeg fått nok av deg, jeg går og tar meg noen pils'!!!!

Etter noen timer begynner han å få dårlig samvittighet for hvordan
han har oppført seg mot kona, så han bestemmer seg for å reise hjem.
Når han kommer hjem legger han merke til at trappene er fikset,
lyset i hallen virker og når han henter seg en øl, så ser han at døren til
kjøleskapet er reparert.

Mannen:
'Kjære, hvordan i alle dager er alt dette blitt fikset'?
Kona:
'Vel, når du hadde dratt satt jeg utenfor og gråt, da kom det en
snill ung mann og spurte meg hva som var galt, og jeg fortalte det'.
'Han tilbød meg å reparere alt sammen, og det eneste jeg hadde å gjøre var å enten
bake en kake, eller gå til sengs med ham.

Mannen:
'så hva slags kake bakte du'?????
Hvor hun svarte:
'Halloooooooo....., står det Ingrid Espelid i panna på meg eller???? 'NOT'

Romance

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately
walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume
filled the room.


'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The
daughter-in-law
answered.
' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.
'Love dress? But you're naked!'
'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.
'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
and ravages me for hours.'


The mother-in-law left.
When she got home she undressed, showered,
put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and
lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in
and saw her lying there so provocatively.
'What are you doing?' he asked.
'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'

KIWI Boys Rangi and Hemi on a recent trip to Sydney

Two Kiwis, Rangi and Hemi are walking down a street in Bondi. Rangi happens
to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00
per pair'

Rangi says to his pal, ' Hemi, look! We could buy a whole lot of
those, and whin we get beck to InZid, we could make a fortune.
Now whin we go unto the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just lit me do all
the talking cause uf they hear our accint, they might not be nice to us.
I'll speak in my bist Aussie accint.'

'No worries, smiled Hemi, I'll keep my mouth shut.'
They go in and Rangi says, 'I'll take fufty suits et $10.00 each, 100
shirts et $4.00 each, and fufty pairs of trousers et $5.00 each.
I'll beck up my truck and...'
The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from New Zealand , aren't you?'
'Well... yis,' says a surprised Rangi. 'How the hill dud you know thet?'
The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners'.
Hahahahaha:-)

Gyllent innpakningspapir...

Jeg fikk denne av en venn, som fikk et valg. Det fortalte meg at også jeg må velge.
Det har jeg gjort.
Nå er det din tur til å velge...

Gyllent innpakningspapir ...

Historien handler om en mamma som for en tid siden var svært streng med sin
5-årige datter. Jenta hadde sløst med en rull, svært dyrt, gullfarget innpakningspapir.
Det var trangt med penger, og hun ble ennå sintere da hun så at datteren
hadde brukt papiret til å dekorere en gammel eske som hun la under juletreet.

Men dagen etter ga jenta esken til sin mor, og sa: 'den er til deg , mamma...'

Mammaen fikk selvsagt dårlig samvittighet for sitt sinne dagen før, men det
blusset fort opp igjen da hun åpnet esken og fant at den var tom.

Hun sa sint til sin datter: 'Vet du hva, unge dame, når man gir bort en
pressang, er det faktisk meningen at det skal være noe i den...'

Dattern fikk tårer i øynene, og sa: '... men mamma, den er ikke tom. jeg
har blåst kyss i den til den ble helt full...'

Mammaen falt på kne, og ba sin datter om unnskyldning for at hun hadde vært
så sint...

Kort tid etter mistet datteren livet i en ulykke. Og det ble sagt at moren
beholdt den gyllne esken ved siden av sengen så lenge HUN levde.
Når hun følte seg trist eller hadde det vanskelig, åpnet hun esken og tok
ut et 'kyss', og minntes kjærligheten fra datteren som hadde lagt dem der.

En fantastisk følelse dette... den gave å ha en 'eske' full av hengivenhet,
kyss og kjærlighet fra våre barn, familie, venner og våre nærmeste...
Det finnes intet mer verdifullt enn det.

Du har nå to valg:
1 Send dette videre til dine venner, eller...
2 slett dette, og lat som om det ikke har berørt deg i det hele tatt...

Som du skjønner, valgte jeg å sende dette videre.

Venner er som engler, som løfter oss opp på våre føtter, når våre vinger
har problemer med å husk hvordan man flyr...

Hvis du får dette tilbake, vet du at dine venner også tenker på deg...


Ha en fin dag, kjære venn...
Vend ansiktet mot sola og legg skyggene bak deg.

Smile

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and said, 'Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV,but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV,but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal,and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.

Hahaha!

How to Cut a Mango

How to cut a Mango?
with Ben Kurtzman
Mangoes are a delicious fruit, but they have a big pit in the middle that makes them difficult to cut. This technique shows you how to cut a mango so that you end up with nice, evenly-sized mango cubes.

http://video.about.com/thaifood/Cutting-mangoes.htm

Well,what do you think about this?:-)


And How to Make a Pineapple Boat
with Rachel Edelman
Do you plan on entertaining soon? Serve your fruit salad in this fun pineapple boat and you'll have one less bowl to wash when the party's over.

http://video.about.com/thaifood/How-to-make-a-pineapple-boat.htm

"WARNING"

16. Desember
Hei….!

Jeg tror jeg må komme med en liten "WARNING" til dere som skal nedover...

Det har i de siste månedene blitt masser av små skjeløyde søte jenter som kommer smilende bort til deg på gaten eller i barene.
De spør om du kan svare på et spørreskjema hvor de lurer på om du liker deg, hvor du bor, romnummer osv…Og du kan vinne forskjellige "priser", gratis ferie til Singapore, luxushotell i Thailand, champagne…fristende ..ikke sant ???

MEN, og atter MEN …. ALLE vinner…gjentar.. ALLE!! De ringer deg opp på hotellet ditt morra’n etter da du ligger der med hue i fatle og ikke skjønner hvilket land du er i……"GRATULERER SIR" du har vunnet førsteprisen!!!!! Vi henter deg på hotellet om en halvtime, sier de. GRRRR….og så kjører de deg ut til Jomtien beach og setter livet på spill for og selge deg en leilighet, eller ikke det engang, for byggingen er ikke engang påbegynt ! Dette er med andre ord "TIMESHARE" som de har holdt på med i Spania i alle år. OG premien…ptrrrrr…GLEM DET…svindel fra ende til annen.

Det er MANGE Nordmenn som har gått på dette i det siste…og ALLE angrer seg bittert og lurer på hvorfor jeg ikke har advart dem mot slikt…. men nå har jeg herved advart dere alle…OK!!???

Hvis dere angrer, taper dere "depositum" som er på mange tusen Kroner.

Men ellers er Pattaya og Thailand fremdeles utrolig trygt og flott for turister hvis man bruker sunt folkevett…og ikke legger seg til og sove på stranden om natta, med 1 1/2 kg gull rundt nakken og slikt…

Sees snart…
Erik
Fra Erik : Les mer her : http://www.scandibar.com/erik-1999.htm

Careful plans?

Pregnant Italian

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a
large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey', she said, 'you received a very strange post card today'.
'Oh, really? Let me see...', he said.
The wife gave it to him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:

'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Two with meatballs, one without.
Send extra sauce!

PS:I got this mail from my friend.It's so funny!

Kutt ut sukker i barnemat!

Gode oppskrifter på mat for små barn
Mange barn får i seg for mye sukker. For mye sukker i kostholdet er en viktig årsak til overvekt. Derfor bør dere ikke venne barnet til smaken av for mye sukker, men la det i stedet utvikle et naturlig forhold til sunn og god mat. Små barn fortjener også gode smaksopplevelser!

Fra Libero Klubben


ตำราอาหารที่ดีสำหรับเด็กเล็ก

เด็กจำนวนมากบริโภคน้ำตาลเข้าไปมาก อุปนิสัยการบริโภคอาหารที่มีปริมาณน้ำตาลมากเป็นสาเหตุสำคัญที่นำไปสู่การเป็นโรคอ้วนหรือน้ำหนักเกินมาตรฐาน ดังนั้นพวกคุณควรระมัดระวังไม่ให้เด็กเคยชินกับการบริโภคน้ำตาลในปริมาณที่มาก แต่ให้พวกเขามีประสบการณ์หรือเคยชินกับการบริโภคอาหารที่ดีและมีประโยชน์ เด็กเล็กควรที่จะได้รับประสบการณ์กับการลิ้มรสอาหารที่ดี

ข้อมูลจาก Libero Klubben แปลโดย Tom Yum Koong


Mat er ikke bare noe vi spiser, men også noe vi nyter. Dette vet vi som er voksne, men lar vi de små ta del i denne opplevelsen?

De minste fortjener også gode smaksopplevelser! Dersom du tar deg tid til å lage spedbarnsmaten selv, investerer du i ikke bare i barnets helse, men barnet vil også lære seg god matkultur som det vil nyte godt av hele livet.

Med litt tilretteleggelse fra deg som mamma eller pappa, kan kjøkkenet raskt bli favorittlekeplass nr. 1. God fornøyelse og kos dere på kjøkkenet!

Fra barnemat.kom

อาหารไม่ใช่อะไรที่เราสักแต่ว่าจะกินเข้าไป แต่มันควรจะเป็นอะไรที่ทำให้เรามีความเพลิดเพลินหรือพอใจ สิ่งนี้เป็นที่เข้าใจกันดีในหมู่ของผู้ใหญ่ ดั้งนั้นเราควรที่จะให้ลูกๆ ของเราได้ลิ้มรสหรือสัมผัสกับปรากฎการณ์ตรงส่วนนี้ด้วย

เด็กตัวน้อยๆ ของเรา ควรที่จะได้รับหรือมีประสบการณ์การลิ้มรสอาหารที่ดีด้วย ดังนั้น มันจะเป็นสิ่งที่ดี ถ้าคุณได้ให้เวลาและความสำคัญกับการปรุงอาหารให้กับลูกๆ ของคุณ มันไม่ได้เป็นการลงทุนที่คุ้มค่าเฉพาะกับสุขภาพที่ดีของลูกคุณเท่านั้น แต่มันจะเป็นการเสริมสร้างประสบการณ์ในการปรุงหรือการบริโภคอาหารที่ดีให้กับลูกๆ ของพวกคุณ ต่อไปในวันข้างหน้าอีกด้วย

ด้วยการเอาใจใส่ ประกอบกับการวางแผนเพียงเล็กน้อยของพวกคุณ มันสามารถทำให้ห้องครัวกลายเป็นสถานที่เล่น ที่ฮือฮาที่สุดของเจ้าตัวน้อยๆ เราหวังว่าคุณและลูกๆ ของพวกคุณ คงจะมีความสุข สนุกสนาน กับการทำอาหารร่วมกัน

Good luck and enjoy yourself in the kitchen!

แปลโดย Tom Yum Koong

Mental Feng Shui (this is great)

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly.. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN.. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone..

Når kan barnet spise vanlig mat?

EN BRA START
Man pleier å legge merke til når barnet er klart for å få smaksporsjoner. Barnet strekker seg etter vanlig mat eller følger gaffelen med blikket, når du tar den fra tallerkenen til munnen. Barneleger anbefaler at man begynner med smaksporsjoner ved cirka fire til seks måneders alder, når barnet har lært seg å både suge og svelge. Andre tegn på at barnet er modent for å begynne med smaksporsjoner er:

Når barnet lager smattelyder når det ser andre mennesker spise.
Når barnet fortsatt er sultent etter å ha spist en stor mengde brystmelk eller morsmelkserstatning.
Når barnet ikke dytter vekk skjeen med tungen når du prøver å mate.
Når barnet beveger på kjevene når du mater, i stedet for å prøve å suge på maten.
Når barnet kan holde hodet oppe uten hjelp.

การเริ่มต้นที่ดี

โดยปกติทั่วๆไป เราจะสังเกตได้เองว่าถึงเวลาหรือยังที่เราควรจะให้อาหารเสริมแก่ทารก โดยเราอาจจะสังเกตได้จากพฤติกรรมง่ายๆของทารก เช่น ทารกเริ่มขยับตัว แสดงอาการดีดตัวหรือเหลือบมองช้อนในขณะที่เราเริ่มตักอาหารจากชาม

แพทย์เด็กแนะนำว่าเราควรเริ่มป้อนอาหารเสริมแก่ทารกเมื่อทารกอายุได้ประมาณ 4-6 เดือน โดยในวัยนี้เด็กทารกเริ่มเรียนรู้ที่จะดูดและกลืนได้แล้ว นอกจากนี้ยังมีพฤติกรรมอื่นๆ อีกที่แสดงว่าทารกพร้อมที่จะรับอาหารเสริม

1) ทารกเริ่มทำเสียงหรือสูดปากซี๊ดด้วยความอยากกินเมื่อเห็นเราเคี้ยวหรือกินอาหาร
2) หลังจากที่ทารกดื่มนมแม่หรือนมผงในปริมาณที่มากแล้ว แต่ยังคงแสดงอาการหิว
3) ในขณะที่คุณพยายามป้อนอาหารเสริมแก่ทารกโดยที่ทารกไม่แสดงอาการใช้ลิ้นดันช้อนออกจากปาก
4) เมื่อไรก็ตามที่คุณเห็นว่าทารกเริ่มขยับขากรรไกรหรือกรามเมื่อคุณป้อนอาหาร แทนที่จะใช้การดูดอาหารเช่นแต่ก่อน
5) เมื่อไรก็ตามที่คอของเด็กแข็งแรง โดยสังเกตได้จากการที่เด็กชันคอตั้งได้เอง

BRA Å VITE:
Barneleger anbefaler at du ammer barnet minst hele det første leveåret og gjerne lenger hvis begge vil det. Fra seks måneders alder bør dere komplettere brystmelken eller morsmelkerstatningen med vanlig mat.

ดีที่รู้ (รู้ไว้ใช่ว่า ใส่บ่าแบกหาม)
แพทย์เด็กแนะนำว่าแม่ควรให้นมลูกอย่างน้อยที่สุดเป็นเวลา 1 ปี หรือพูดให้เข้าใจง่ายๆ ก็คือ เราควรให้นมลูกตลอดระยะช่วงเวลา 1 ปีแรก และจะเป็นการดีมากถ้าแม่สามารถให้นมลูกได้ยาวนานมากกว่า 1 ปี ทั้งนี้ขึ้นอยู่กับความพอใจของทั้งสองฝ่าย

เมื่อทารกอายุได้ 6 เดือน เราสามารถให้อาหารเสริมควบคู่ไปกับการให้นมแม่หรือนมผง

BARNEMAT
En vippestol, babysitter eller barnestol kan brukes som sitteplass ved mating. Du bør sitte foran barnet når det lærer seg å spise, slik at du kan holde skjeen i riktig stilling og ha øyekontakt. Ha flere smekker i nærheten (selv om en del foreldre foretrekker å ta av barnet alt unntatt bleien), for det er en sølete jobb du har foran deg! Begynn gjerne med moste poteter blandet med litt brystmelk eller morsmelkerstatning. To eller tre teskjeer er nok den første gangen.

อาหารเด็ก

เก้าอี้สำหรับเด็ก สามารถนำมาใช้ได้เมื่อไรก็ตามที่เราจะป้อนอาหารเด็ก ในขณะที่คุณจะป้อนอาหารให้แก่เด็ก คุณควรนั่งฝั่งตรงข้ามกับเด็ก ทั้งนี้มันช่วยให้คุณจับช้อนได้สะดวก ถูกต้อง และมันยังช่วยให้คุณและเด็กมีการสบตาหรือง่ายต่อการจ้องตากัน(øyekontakt)
นอกจากนี้ มันป็นการดีที่คุณจะมีผ้ากันเปื้อนหลายๆ ผืนไว้ใกล้ๆ ตัวคุณ (ถึงอย่างไรก็ตาม ยังคงมีผู้ปกครองบางส่วนที่ต้องการให้ลูกใส่แค่ผ้าอ้อม เมื่อพวกเขาจะป้อนอาหารให้ลูก)เพราะว่าการป้อนอาหารทารกหรือเด็กเล็กเป็นงานที่ค่อนข้างจะเลอะเทอะ ทั้งนี้อาจจะเลอะเทอะทั้งผู้ป้อนและทารก ฮะฮะ คุณอาจจะเริ่มต้นด้วยมันฝรั่งบดผสมกับนมแม่หรือนมผงนิดหน่อย 2-3 ช้อนชาก็เพียงพอแล้วสำหรับการเริ่มต้นป้อนอาหารทารกครั้งแรก

Velg et tidspunkt som barnet vanligvis bruker å spise på, og tilby smaksporsjonen etter at barnet har fått litt melk, men fortsatt er sultent nok til å ville ha mer. Noen barn liker smaksporsjonene og spiser alt som tilbys, mens andre spytter ut og gjør seg klare til kamp. Hvis barnet ditt ikke virker interessert, kan det være lurt å vente noen dager før du prøver igjen. Kanskje det helt enkelt er for tidlig. Etter noen dager med moste poteter kan det være på tide å prøve med gulrot. Etter ytterligere noen dager kan du prøve med frukt, f.eks. eple eller pære. Mos maten sammen med den vanlige melken slik at den blir mer tiltalende. Ta det med ro. Én eller to nye smaker i uka er mer enn nok. Det finnes bra bøker om barnemat med oppskrifter og tips, så ta en tur til biblioteket eller bokhandelen.

การป้อนอาหารให้แก่ทารกหรือเด็กเล็ก คุณควรเลือกช่วงเวลาปกติที่ทารกมักจะหิวหรือเวลาที่คุณมักจะให้นมลูกเสมอๆ คุณอาจจะป้อนอาหารโดยกะปริมาณให้เพียงพอกับความต้องการของเด็ก โดยทั้งนี้คุณควรป้อนอาหารเสริมหลังจากที่เด็กได้ดื่มนมไปบ้างแล้ว และเด็กยังคงมีความต้องการอาหารอีก เด็กบางส่วนมีความชื่นชอบในอาหารและกินอาหารที่คุณเตรียมไว้จนเกลี้ยง แต่ในขณะที่เด็กบางคนอาจจะพ่นอาหาร หรือ แสดงอาการต่อต้านเมื่อคุณพยายามที่จะป้อนอาหาร ถ้าลูกของคุณไม่มีความสนใจหรือปฏิเสธอาหาร มันเป็นการฉลาดถ้าคุณจะเว้นระยะไปสัก 3-4 วัน ก่อนที่คุณจะทดลองป้อนอาหารลูกอีกครั้งหนึ่ง ไม่แน่ครั้งนี้อะไรอะไรมันอาจจะดูง่ายขึ้นก็เป็นได้

หลังจากที่ลูกคุณคุ้นเคยกับการกินมันฝรั่งบดพอสมควรแล้ว คุณอาจจะลองเปลี่ยนจากมันฝรั่งเป็นแครอทบ้างก็ได้นะ หลังจากนั้น 3-4วัน คุณอาจจะลองให้ลูกกินผลไม้อื่นๆ บ้าง เช่น แอปเปิ้ล หรือ ลูกแพร์ โดยการปั่นอาหารผสมกับนมแม่หรือนมผง ทั้งนี้จะได้ทั้งสารอาหารและง่ายต่อการดึงดูดลูกของคุณ คุณไม่ต้องเป็นกังวลหรือไปเครียดมากกับการป้อนอาหารลูก ให้ค่อยๆ ทำไปทีละขั้น อย่างค่อยเป็นค่อยไป หนึ่งหรือสองอย่างรสชาติใหม่ๆ ต่อสัปดาห์ก็เพียงพอแล้ว นอกจากนี้ยังมีหนังสือเกี่ยวกับวิธีปรุงอาหารทารกและเด็ก รวมทั้งเคล็ดลับต่างๆ ที่น่าสนใจอีกมากมาย เพียงแค่คุณเข้าไปในร้านขายหนังสือ หรือ ค้นหาได้จากห้องสมุดทั่วไป




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Oversatt av Tom Yum Koong

Kutt ut MSG!

Dette er Thai suppe med nudler,uten MSG!Hjemmelaget:-)


Det smaket godt!



Jeg synes hjemmelaget er best,for man slipper å tenke at maten kanskje inneholder MSG.


Hei min beste venninne og din vakre datter,

Tusen tusen takk igjen for din varme invitation.Selvfølgelig, vi hadde en kjempefin sammen med dere :-) Håper dere inviterer oss flere ganger hahaha:)

I går etter at vi forlot deg,besøkte jeg min snille Thai venninne.Hun inviterte oss til dinner,og så laget hun en deilig mat for oss.Det var en spesiell mat fra sør i Thailand som jeg ikke vet hvordan den skal lages, fordi jeg kommer fra den sentrale i Thailand, slik at jeg kan lage bare klassisk thai mat :-)

Ikke noe problem, hvis du fremdeles har vondt i ryggen,så du bare sender meg melding og deretter kan vi prøve å lage den deilige suppen en annen dag.Jeg skal også prøve å lage svineribbe på norsk måte,for jeg har allerede prøvd å lage den på Thai måte,men det tok så lang tid å lage,og det var ikke så vellykket.

Vet du i går møtte jeg en Thai venninne som har jobbet på "XXX restaurant" før, men nå er hun barnevakt for niesen til mannen sin,og hun fortalte meg mye virkelige historier om XXX restuarant at de bruker altfor mye MSG når de lager Thai mat slik at jeg ikke vil spise der flere ganger, fordi MSG er veldig farlig for helsa.Det er svært dårlig å bruke det i mat.Jeg synes det blir mye bedre hvis man kan lage mat selv hjemme slik at alt er under kontroll :-).Det er unødvendig å bruke MSG når man skal lage mat.Så lenge maten er ren og frisk,smaker den godt allikevel.

Det er kanskje greit hvis noen vil bruke MSG selv hjemme,men ikke på reatuaranten,for jeg tror at de fleste kundene ønsker å spise mat som blir laget uten MSG.Jeg ønsker meg å finne en god Thai restuarant her i Oslo som tar seriøs hensyn til kundens helse.

Slutt å bruke MSG når du lager mat!

Maten smaker jo deilig når det er friskt og rent.Er du ikke enig med meg?:-)

Vel, jeg har allerede bestilt en svart regnkåpe av Anne,og min størrelse er 36.Hun fortalte meg også at vi ville få tilbuds pris,så det er ganske billig hahaha
Jeg vil ikke ha den hvis jeg må betale full pris,for jeg har jo allerede to regnjakker,men det er kjekt å ha en til når det ikke er så dryt hahaha
Kanskje noen allerede tenker at jeg er så gjerrig,men det er jeg ikke.Jeg synes jeg er fornuftig hahaha

Vel, jeg glemmer å fortelle deg at jeg er opptatt neste onsdag fordi jeg har time hos legen på Ullevål sykehus,så jeg kan ikke besøke Anne neste onsdag,men vi kan utsette den til en annen dag hvis vi kan finne en dag som alle har tid.

Jeg allerede sendte SMS til Anne ,og når jeg får svaret av henne,vil jeg si ifra til deg om når vi kan besøke henne.

Vel,håper dere har det bra.
Kos dere mye!

En kjempestooooooooooooooooooooor klem fra oss:-)

PS:Dere kan lese mer om MSG fra denne linken hvis dere lurer på hva de andre sier om MSG
:http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=23435458112&topic=5050


" No one is too old to learn "= Ingen er for gammel til å lære:-)

Heaven and Hell and no referendums

While on her morning walk, Prime Minister Helen Clarke falls over, has a heart attack and dies because the accident and emergency dept at her nearest hospital is too understaffed to treat her in time.So her soul arrives in Heaven and she is met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Welcome to Heaven,' says Saint Peter,

'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem.

We seldom see a Socialist around these parts, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in; I'm a good Christian; I'm a believer' says the PM.

'I'd like to just let you in, but I have orders from God Himself.

He says that since the implementation of His new HEAVEN CHOICES policy, you have to spend one day in Hell and one day in Heaven.Then you must choose where you'll live for eternity.'

'But I've already made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven,' replies Clarke.

'I'm sorry .. But we have our rules,' Peter interjects.

And, with that, St. Peter escorts her to an elevator and she goes down, down, down...all the way to Hell.

The doors open and she finds herself in the middle of a lush golf course.

The sun is shining in a cloudless sky.The temperature is a perfect 22 degrees Celsius.In the distance is a beautiful club-house.Standing in front of it is David Lange and thousands of other Socialist Luminaries who had helped her out over the years --- Norm Kirk, Bill Rowling, etc.

The whole of the Labour Party leaders were there

Everyone laughing, happy, and casually but expensively dressed.

They run to greet her, to hug her and to reminisce about the good times they had getting rich at the expense of 'suckers and peasants.'

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar.

The Devil himself comes up to Clarke with a frosty drink,

'Have a Tequila and relax, Helen!'

'Uh, I can't drink anymore, I took a pledge,' says Clarke, dejectedly.

'This is Hell, Helen. You can drink and eat all you want and not worry and it just gets better from there!'

Clarke takes the drink and finds herself liking the Devil,who she thinks is a really very friendly bloke who tells funny jokes like herself and pulls hilarious nasty pranks,kind of like the ones the Labour Party pulled with the Education, Immigration, Tough on Crime Promises.

They are having such a great time that, before she realises it, it's time to go.

Everyone gives her a big hug and waves as Clarke steps on the elevator and heads upward.

When the elevator door reopens, she is in Heaven again and Saint Peter is waiting for her.

'Now it's time to visit Heaven,' the old man says, opening the gate.

So for 24 hours Clarke is made to hang out with a bunch of honest, good- natured people who enjoy each other's company, talk about things other than money and treat each other decently.

Not a nasty prank or short - Arse joke among them.

No fancy country clubs here and, while the food tastes great, it's not caviar or lobster.

And these people are all poor.

She doesn't see anybody she knows and she isn't even treated like someone special!

'Whoa,' she says uncomfortably to herself.

'David Lange never prepared Me for this!'

The day done, Saint Peter returns and says,

'Well,you've spent a day in Hell and a day in Heaven.

Now choose where you want to live for Eternity.'

With the 'Deal or No Deal' theme playing softly in the background, Clarke reflects for a minute ...

Then answers: 'Well, I would never have thought I'd say this -- I mean, Heaven has been delightful and all --but I really think I belong in Hell with my friends.'

So Saint Peter escorts her to the elevator and she goes down, down,down, all the way to Hell.

The doors of the elevator open and she is in the middle of a barren scorched earth covered with garbage and toxic industrial wasteland,

Looking a bit like the eroded, rabbit and fox affected

Australian Outback, but worse and more desolate.

She is horrified to see all of her friends, dressed in rags and chained together, picking up the roadside rubbish and putting it into black plastic bags.

They are groaning and moaning in pain, faces and hands black with grime.

The Devil comes over to Clarke and puts an arm around her shoulder.

" I don't understand,' stammers a shocked Clarke, 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a club-house and we ate lobster and caviar and drank tequila.

We lazed around and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and everybody looks miserable!'

The Devil looks at her, smiles slowly and purrs,

'Yesterday we were campaigning; today you voted for us!

There is a light at the end of the tunnel....:-)

No matter what situations life throws at you...
no matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem...
Remember, there is a light at the end of the tunnel!



You're laughing aren't you?
that's good .......my job here is done!
Have a great day..

Hold My Hand

Here is a short story with a beautiful message...
นี่คื่อเรื่องสั้นที่ส่งพร้อมกับข้อความที่สวยงาม

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.
มีพ่อลูกคู่นึงกำลังจะข้ามสะพาน

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,
คุณพ่อค่อนข้างกลัวเล็กๆ เลยบอกลูกสาวตัวน้อยของเขาว่า

'Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river.'
ลูกรักจ๊ะ จับมือพ่อไว้สิ หนูจะได้ไม่ตกลงไปในแม่น้ำ

The little girl said, 'No, Dad. You hold my hand.'
เด็กน้อยกล่าวว่า "ไม่ค่ะพ่อ พ่อหน่ะแหละจับมือหนู"

'What's the difference?' Asked the puzzled father.
."มันต่างกันยังไงจ๊ะลูก" พ่อถามด้วยความสงสัย

'There's a big difference,' replied the little girl.
"มันต่างกันมากเลยค่ะพ่อ" เด็กน้อยกล่าว

'If I hold your hand and something happens to me,
"ถ้าหนูจับมือพ่อ แล้วมีอะไรเกิดขึ้นกับหนู,
chances are that I may let your hand go.
มันมีโอกาสที่หนูจะปล่อยมือพ่อ

But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens,
แต่ถ้าพ่อจับมือหนู หนูรู้ว่าไม่ว่าอะไรจะเกิดขึ้น
you will never let my hand go.'
พ่อไม่มีวันปล่อยมือหนูแน่นอน"


In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.
ในทุกความสัมพันธ์ สิ่งสำคัญของความเชื่อมั่น ไว้ใจ ไม่ใช่อยู่ที่สาระของมัน แต่เป็นความรู้สึกกับมัน

So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to
hold yours... เพราะฉะนั้น จงจับมือคนที่รักคุณ ดีกว่าที่จะหวังให้เค้าจับมือคุณ

This message is too short......but carries a lot of Feelings.
ข้อความนี้สั้นเกินไป แต่แฝงไว้ด้วยความรู้สึกมากมาย

Apples & Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!
And... Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Women Are Like Apples
by James Ebb Huggins, Jr.

Women are like apples - decorating an apple tree.
The sweeter ones are at the top - for all the men to see.
Some of the men fear reaching - for the riper ones at the top,
Fearing they might fall to the ground - with a gigantic flop.
They often search among less sweeter ones - scattered all around,
Hoping to find a compatible mate - laying on the ground.

The apples on the ground - are as happy as can be,
Having all the men - flurrying around for them to see.
The sweeter ones at the top - think that something is wrong,
Not having men strutting about - with a mating song.
So they improvise a way to stand out - to encourage the right one's embraces,
By wearing tight fitting jeans - and painting up their faces.
So when it's apple picking time - and sweet apples are found high and low
Cherish the apple fate has made for you - and by God's Grace may your love glow.

Today's lesson

Daddy's car in the woods?

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I was at the playground

and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the rigs.'

Mummy fainted!

Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!
hahaha:-)

Different ways of looking at things

DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS

(or the uncertainty of the English language)



Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you?

"Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?

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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did my intelligence come from?"

The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

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"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,"

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself"

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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."

"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids".

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you".

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder

1. The DNA all matches.

2. There are no dental records.

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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?"

The agent replies, "Just a minute.."

"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.

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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

"How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?!

What is a golf gun?" "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

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Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."

Joe: "Really?"

Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."

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A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.

"I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four-letter- word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.

"What did he say," asked the nurse.

"OOPS"

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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so sought my husband's advice.

"What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"

"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."

He's still in intensive care

Health - Important Tips

Answer the phone by LEFT ear.

Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.

Do not take pills with COLD water.

Do not have HUGE meals after 5 pm.

Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.

Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.

Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.

Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.

Best sleeping time is from 10 pm at night to 6 am in the morning.

Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.

When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.

O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed tihs psas it on !!



Psas Ti ON !

Now I know why spelling seems not to be so important at school.

More Brain Stuff . . . From Cambridge University.

Tengefilm som sammenligner europeiske folk med asiatiske folk!(ภาพการ์ตูนสัญลักษณ์ แสดงความแตกต่างระหว่าง คนยุโรป กับ คนเอเซีย)

เด็กกับผู้ใหญ่
คนยุโรป เสมอภาคจ้า
คนเอเซีย ต้องควบคุมมันไว้

Barn og Voksen
Europeiske folk: Barna og voksne er like viktige!
Asiatiske folk: Barna har ikke lov til å gjøre hva de vil,for voksne er redde for at de kommer til å gjøre noe galt!




ตอนนี้กำลังนิยมอะไรกันอยู่นะ
คนยุโรป กำลังนิยมความเป็นเอเซียอยู่
คนเอเซีย กำลังนิยมความเป็นยุโรปอยู่
Hva er det som er mest populær nå?
Europeiske folk er interessert i asiatiske ting for eksempel kulturer,tradisjoner,mat osv.
Asiatiske folk er opptatt av europeiske ting!




ระดับความดังของเสียง ในภัตตาคาร...
Hvor mye bråk er det på en restuarant?
Kan dere være så snille å slutte å bråke?




นิยามแห่งความงาม
คนยุโรป ผิวสีแทนสิ สวยสุดๆ
คนเอเซีย ต้องขาวเข้าไว้ ขาวเข้าไว้
Definisjon av vakker!
Europeiske folk mener at brun hud er vakker.
Asiatiske folk mener "jo lysere,jo bedre"



การจัดการกับปัญหา
คนยุโรป พุ่งเข้าชนปัญหาไปเลย
คนเอเซีย ขอเลี่ยงปัญหาดีกว่านะ
Hvordan takler man problemer?
Europeiske folk:takler problemene direkte!
Asiatiske folk:tør ikke å takle problemene direkte!




การคมนาคม
คนยุโรป เปลี่ยนจากขับรถ มาปั่นจักรยานดีกว่า
คนเอเซีย เลิกปั่นจักรยาน มาขับรถกันดีกว่า
Transport
Europeiske folk:velger å sykle i steden for å kjøre.
Asiatiske folk:slutte å sykle,men de begynner å kjøre.




วิถีชีวิตยามแก่ชรา
คนยุโรป โดดเดี่ยว อยู่กับหมา
คนเอเซีย อบอุ่น อยู่กับหลาน
De gamle i europeike land lever gjerne alene eller med et kjæledyr som for eksempel en hund eller en katt.
De gamle i asiatiske land lever gjerne sammen med sin egen familie.Jo større familie,jo bedre!



เจ้านายกับลูกน้อง
คนยุโรป เหนือกว่าลูกน้องนิดหน่อย
คนเอเซีย อำนาจล้นฟ้า ข่มกันสุดเดช
Forskjell på sjef og ansatt
Det er ikke stor forskjell på europeiske sjefer og ansatte,men det er stor forskjell på asiatiske sjefer og ansatte.



การเข้าคิว
Køkultur!



ความมั่นใจในตัวเอง
คนยุโรป สุดๆ
คนเอเซีย .........
Selvtillit(self-confidence)
Europeiske folk:100%(Ekstremt)
Asiatiske folk:.....



บรรยากาศถนนในเมือง วันหยุด
Trafikken på fridager!



บรรยากาศงานเลี้ยง
คนยุโรป กระจาย พวกใครพวกมัน
คนเอเซีย เอ้า ล้อมวง ล้อมวง
På fest!
Europeiske folk foretrekker å sitte og prate bare med folk som de kjenner fra før,men asiatiske folk vil gjerne bli kjent med alle som er til stedet.Jo flere,jo bedre:-)




การท่องเที่ยว
คนยุโรป บันทึกไว้ในความทรงจำ
คนเอเซีย บันทึกด้วยกล้องสิจ้ะ
Resier
Europeiske folk har minner i hodet.
Asiatiske folk liker å ta masse bilder når de reiser,for de vil huske alle steder de har vært.



การแสดงความคิดเห็น
คนยุโรป ชอบแสดงความเห็นแบบตรงๆ
คนเอเซีย ชอบแสดงความเห็นแบบอ้อมๆ
gruppediskusjon
Europeiske folk:viser sin mening på direkte måte.Don't beat around the bush.Kom til saken!
Asiatiske folk:tør ikke å si sin mening på direkte måte,for de vil gjerne unngå konflikt.




วิถีชีวิต
คนยุโรป ตัวคนเดียว ตัวใครตัวมัน
คนเอเซีย ไปกันหมดทั้งก๊กนี่แหละ
Livstil
Europeiske folk:vil gjerne klare seg selv.Noen ganger vil de gjerne ha et privatliv.
Asiatiske folk:liker ikke å være alene.Jo flere,jo bedre!



ความตรงต่อเวลา
คนยุโรป ตรงเป๊ะๆ
คนเอเซีย ขอสายหน่อยน่า (เอ...ชักจะไม่หน่อยแล้วล่ะ)
Presis
Europeiske folk:er nøye med å komme presis.
Asiatiske folk:kommer når de kommer.De er ikke veldig nøye med å komme presis.


การสื่อสาร
คนยุโรป รู้กันเฉพาะกลุ่มใครกลุ่มมัน
คนเอเซีย รู้กันทั้งซอย รู้กันทั้งตำบล
Kommunikasjon eller sladder:-)
Europeiske folk:kommunikasjon går gjennom bare kjentfolk.Mindre sladder.
Asiatiske folk:kommunikasjon går fra person til person,og til slutt får alle vite hva som skjer.Man er ikke alene:-) og mye sladder hvis man har gjort noe galt.



การแสดงอารมณ์โกรธ ไม่พอใจ
Ansiktsuttrykk når man er sint eller misfornøyd?

From my friend,Taweerut.

Oversatt av Tom Yum Koong:-)