Romance

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately
walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume
filled the room.


'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The
daughter-in-law
answered.
' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.
'Love dress? But you're naked!'
'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.
'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
and ravages me for hours.'


The mother-in-law left.
When she got home she undressed, showered,
put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and
lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in
and saw her lying there so provocatively.
'What are you doing?' he asked.
'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'

KIWI Boys Rangi and Hemi on a recent trip to Sydney

Two Kiwis, Rangi and Hemi are walking down a street in Bondi. Rangi happens
to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00
per pair'

Rangi says to his pal, ' Hemi, look! We could buy a whole lot of
those, and whin we get beck to InZid, we could make a fortune.
Now whin we go unto the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just lit me do all
the talking cause uf they hear our accint, they might not be nice to us.
I'll speak in my bist Aussie accint.'

'No worries, smiled Hemi, I'll keep my mouth shut.'
They go in and Rangi says, 'I'll take fufty suits et $10.00 each, 100
shirts et $4.00 each, and fufty pairs of trousers et $5.00 each.
I'll beck up my truck and...'
The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from New Zealand , aren't you?'
'Well... yis,' says a surprised Rangi. 'How the hill dud you know thet?'
The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners'.
Hahahahaha:-)

Gyllent innpakningspapir...

Jeg fikk denne av en venn, som fikk et valg. Det fortalte meg at også jeg må velge.
Det har jeg gjort.
Nå er det din tur til å velge...

Gyllent innpakningspapir ...

Historien handler om en mamma som for en tid siden var svært streng med sin
5-årige datter. Jenta hadde sløst med en rull, svært dyrt, gullfarget innpakningspapir.
Det var trangt med penger, og hun ble ennå sintere da hun så at datteren
hadde brukt papiret til å dekorere en gammel eske som hun la under juletreet.

Men dagen etter ga jenta esken til sin mor, og sa: 'den er til deg , mamma...'

Mammaen fikk selvsagt dårlig samvittighet for sitt sinne dagen før, men det
blusset fort opp igjen da hun åpnet esken og fant at den var tom.

Hun sa sint til sin datter: 'Vet du hva, unge dame, når man gir bort en
pressang, er det faktisk meningen at det skal være noe i den...'

Dattern fikk tårer i øynene, og sa: '... men mamma, den er ikke tom. jeg
har blåst kyss i den til den ble helt full...'

Mammaen falt på kne, og ba sin datter om unnskyldning for at hun hadde vært
så sint...

Kort tid etter mistet datteren livet i en ulykke. Og det ble sagt at moren
beholdt den gyllne esken ved siden av sengen så lenge HUN levde.
Når hun følte seg trist eller hadde det vanskelig, åpnet hun esken og tok
ut et 'kyss', og minntes kjærligheten fra datteren som hadde lagt dem der.

En fantastisk følelse dette... den gave å ha en 'eske' full av hengivenhet,
kyss og kjærlighet fra våre barn, familie, venner og våre nærmeste...
Det finnes intet mer verdifullt enn det.

Du har nå to valg:
1 Send dette videre til dine venner, eller...
2 slett dette, og lat som om det ikke har berørt deg i det hele tatt...

Som du skjønner, valgte jeg å sende dette videre.

Venner er som engler, som løfter oss opp på våre føtter, når våre vinger
har problemer med å husk hvordan man flyr...

Hvis du får dette tilbake, vet du at dine venner også tenker på deg...


Ha en fin dag, kjære venn...
Vend ansiktet mot sola og legg skyggene bak deg.

Smile

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and said, 'Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV,but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV,but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal,and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.

Hahaha!

How to Cut a Mango

How to cut a Mango?
with Ben Kurtzman
Mangoes are a delicious fruit, but they have a big pit in the middle that makes them difficult to cut. This technique shows you how to cut a mango so that you end up with nice, evenly-sized mango cubes.

http://video.about.com/thaifood/Cutting-mangoes.htm

Well,what do you think about this?:-)


And How to Make a Pineapple Boat
with Rachel Edelman
Do you plan on entertaining soon? Serve your fruit salad in this fun pineapple boat and you'll have one less bowl to wash when the party's over.

http://video.about.com/thaifood/How-to-make-a-pineapple-boat.htm