Thursday, May 29, 2008

Hva gjorde du i forigårs?


Hva gjorde jeg i forigårs?Det var ikke så mye å skrive her,for jeg gjorde ingen spesielt,men jeg skal fortelle litt hva jeg gjorde på den dagen.
I forigårs stod jeg opp circa klokka halv sju.Da var jeg skikkelig trøtt,for jeg la meg alltid altfor sent.Etter at jeg hadde stått opp,gikk jeg rett fram til badet,for jeg pleide å bade før jeg gikk på skolen.Jeg måtte ta meg en varm dusj før jeg kunne gjøre noe mer.Det hjelper mye å bade eller dusje,for man føler seg frisk.Da jeg var ferdig med dusjen,var klokka nesten sju.Tiden fløy,syntes jeg.Da innså jeg at jeg hadde dårlig tid,så jeg måtte skynde meg.Hvis ikke,kom jeg sent på skolen.Det kunne jeg ikke akseptere,for jeg likte best å komme på skolen før læreren gikk inn i klassen.Jeg har vært mattelærer i hjemlandet mitt i flere år,så jeg visste nok hvordan man føler seg når elevene kom så sent.
Etter at jeg hadde spist frokost,laget jeg mattpakke,for jeg ville ha Thai mat til lunsj.På skolen kan vi kjøpe brød,brus,salat og kaffe på kantina,men jeg spiste noen brødskiver til frokost,så jeg gadd ikke å ha brød til lunsj.Da foretrakk jeg bare ris eller Thai rett.Klokka var litt over åtte da jeg dro hjemmefra.Jeg tok t-bane fra Rødtvet stasjonen og gikk av på Stovner stasjonen.Fra Stovner til skolen tar vanligvis circa 15 minutter å gå,men den morgenen hadde jeg ikke så mye tid,så jeg tok bussen i steden for å gå.Man kan ta buss nummer 65 fra Stovner,men det tar ganske lang tid,så jeg tok buss nummer 67,for jeg kunne gå av på første bussholdeplassen,og dessuten tok det bare 3 minutter.Da jeg kom på skolen,hadde jeg noen minutter igjen før skolen begynte,så jeg gikk rundt for å prate og hilse på noen venner som går i andre klasser.Jeg var på skolen i fire timer den dagen.Klokka var bare to da jeg var ferdig på skolem,så jeg bestemte meg at jeg ville gå fra skolen til Stovner senter.Det er fint å gå når sola skinner,synes jeg.Og det var ganske fint vær den dagen,så jeg spaserte.På hjemveien stakk jeg innon i en innvandrebutikk som ikke ligger så lang fra hjemmet mitt.Der kjøpte jeg noen grønnsaker og litt kjøtt,for jeg skulle lage Thai suppe til middag.Denne suppen laget jeg ofte da jeg bodde i Thailand,for det var lett å skaffe seg grønnsaker og urter i hjemlandet mitt,men noen ganger kunne jeg ikke finne noen urter eller krydder her,men denne ganger hadde jeg alt som jeg trengte.
Klokka var snart seks da mannen min kom hjem.Jeg dekket på bordet mens han dusjet.Da han var ferdig,spiste vi middag.Det var den beste suppen jeg noen gang har spist.Etter middag gjorde jeg hjemmelekser og leste litt.Jeg liker å lese og se gjennom hva jeg har lært fra skolen.Hvis jeg finner noe som jeg er usikker på,kan jeg stille spørsmål når jeg er på skolen.Klokka var snart elleve,så jeg måtte gå til sengs,for dagen etter hadde jeg en stor prøve på skolen.Det grudde jeg meg til.

By Tom Yum Koong

Monday, May 19, 2008

Husbands will be husbands!!!


Husbands are husbands ...


A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

'What was that for?' the man asked.

The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'

Karma






One.Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you', mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling..

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone

The Priest‏


Hei,jeg fikk en morsom vits fra venninna mi og syntes at dette var en kjempemorsom fortelling som jeg syntes at jeg måtte dele med dere.
Ha det gøy!
Klem,Tom Yum Koong:-)


A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and

noticed he had his collar on backwards.


The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.


The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father."


The little boy replied "My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that."


The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of

many."

The boy said "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he

doesn't wear his collar that way"


The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds" and

went back to reading his book.



The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,



"Maybe you should use a condom and wear your pants backwards instead of

your collar".......!!

Monday, May 12, 2008

Barn av regnbuen(My Rainbow Race)


En himmel full av stjerner.
Blått hav så langt du ser.
En jord der blomster gror.
Kan du ønske mer?
Sammen skal vi leve.
Hver søster og hver bror.
Små barn av regnbuen
og en frodig jord.

Noen tror det ikke nytter.
Noen kaster tiden bort med prat.
Noen tror visst vi kan leve av
plast og syntetisk mat.
Og noen stjeler fra de unge
som blir sendt ut for å slåss.
Noen stjeler fra de mange
som kommer etter oss.

En himmel full av...

Men si det til alle barna!
Si det til hver far og mor:
Dette er vår siste sjanse
ti å dele et håp og en jord.

En himmel full av...

Tekst:Lillebjørn Nilsen
Musikk:Pete Seeger
Air Music Scandinavia,AB

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

When I Say I'm Broke - I'm Broke.

A lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners . "

"Go away!" said the lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The lady stepped back and said, "Well honey let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."

FBI test - mothers, make sure your sons are clear on the moral‏

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews & testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men & a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door & handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife & go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions, took the gun & went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. He came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was told to kill her husband. She took the gun & went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly & there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'
MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.

From Sarai:-)

ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS.....


HUMAN BEINGS ARE SUCH SMALL CREATURES, AREN'T THEY?

SO DON'T BE TOO WORRIED ABOUT EVERYTHING,

TREASURE EVERY MOMENT, DO WHAT YOU WISH TO DO.....

BROADEN YOUR VIEW, BROADEN YOUR MIND,

DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE BOTHERING YOU,

DO TREASURE YOUR LOVE, LIVE SAFELY AND PEACEFULLY,

ALWAYS BE HAPPY TO WELCOME THE COMING OF THE NEW DAY....... ENJOY THE SUNSHINE ..

ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS.....